October 19, 2006
Gross. At first, I was starving so I managed to lodge two full bites down my throat before I realized how revolting these were. Then, I threw the rest away, including the rest of the box I had not yet cooked. I was hoping for some kind of similarity to the spinach and artichoke dips I often get at restaurants. Too bad this was not the case.
Price: $4.29
Where: most supermarkets and specialty stores
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-Carey
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October 19, 2006
***featuring guest blogger, In-and-Out burger lover, Preet!***
So I walk into the local grocer, hoping for a nice little sandwich (reuben for the win) to uplift my dreary day. It’s raining out, of course, and the weather matches my mood, which, oddly enough, is a pretty normal occurrence in The Greatest City in America. Coke? Sprite? Mr. Pibb? No. I’ll go for the Dr Pepper, but only because he doesn’t use a period after his title. Naturally (ha), I reach for a bag of Kettle Brand potato chips. But today, just like the cute girl in Psych Lab, something catches my eye. Why the hell is this bag of chips orange? To be honest, I really didn’t care; the color enough got me. I walk home through the rain, sans umbrella. Three years and no umbrella; color me hopeful. I make my way to the TV, turn on Good Will Hunting (it’s always on Encore, probably 24/7 on EncoreDamon). I sink into the couch, and spend about a minute opening the big ass bag of Kettle chips. At this point I’m a little mad I chose the Hardest Chips to Open in America. After stabbing the bag with my keys I take a handful and pick the best looking chip of the bunch, only to later realize that every single chip that comes out of the bag would be better than any chip I had ever eaten. And you know how sometimes you have an epiphany or think you’ve finally found love at first sight and you embellish every moment when you retell the story to you favorite gal-pal? I’m not doing that. These chips are really that good. There’s a kiss of dijon in each bite, countered by a dose of honey. All natural (like me). No trans-fats. If I had a one-nighter with these chips, I would call them the next day. No games. I push the chips on pretty much everyone I know that’s willing to try them; I haven’t had a single disappointed customer (save for my dog, but Yogi doesn’t enjoy vegetables like I do). I also carry a bag with me almost everywhere I go. One time I packed the chips instead of my keys; locked myself outside for a few hours… but at least I had my new best friend(s) with me. People tell me that they know what love really is, but I doubt they have what we have. <3
Price: $2.39
Where: most supermarkets and specialty stores, www.kettlefoods.com
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-Preet
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October 12, 2006
I felt like I could taste the earth in this granola. It did not feel processed or artifical whatsoever and was a bit of a departure from, say, a Chewy bar. It has a decent flavor and makes an easy and quick snack. But, it was almost a little too “natural” for my palate. Also, in case you’re curious, the box explains that hemp seeds have been used in food products since the early 1990s and hemp and marijuana come from two different kinds of cannabis plants. And, it is much more nutritious than its “outlaw cousin.”
Price: $2.39
Where: Trader Joe’s, health stores, Whole Foods, www.naturespath.com
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-Carey
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