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Mars candy corporation has introduced a Milky Way 2 To Go bar.
It’s what used to be the regular king-size Milky Way, see, except that it’s pre-broken in half so you can eat it on the go.
A brilliant solution, clearly, to that classic vending machine dilemma: “I would love to buy this Milky Way right now, but I am not sitting at a table and am entirely without knife and fork! If only someone would invent a candy bar that did not require such elaborate preparations for consumption!“
The bar is a cousin of the newish Go-Tarts, a slightly slimmer but otherwise identical version of the Pop-Tart, whose eating, as everyone knows, previously required a china plate.
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